Chapter 458: Social Death!!!

our palms.Jīa xǐ let out a fart, Jīa ān laughed, and the two brothers were about to clap their hands.They were only allowed to go out and play mischievously at noon, but it was so sunny that their sca..."Mother, look, look! Fu Niuer is eating feces!"

The mischievous boys pointed at Fu Niu'er, jumping up and down with astonishment still etched on their faces, now mixed with a touch of pity.

Isn't the Li family wealthy

Isn't Fu Niu'er a county princess Could it be that she doesn't eat enough on a regular basis

You can't eat poop either!

I should have brought her a white steamed bun from home...

Jia Yin could see everything from their eyes, but she was powerless to refute. She had become completely numb.

My illustrious name, destroyed here!

Today, which deity is on duty Hurry up and take these silly brats away!

She is willing to pay, to pay!

The young wives, pulled over by the children to watch the "poop man," were biting their lips hard at this moment, afraid that one of them would not be able to hold back and burst into laughter.

A young daughter-in-law, who was quite familiar with Old Lady Li on a daily basis, trembled her shoulders and stammered, “That… Aunt, hehe, misunderstanding, this must be… haha…”

She tried for a long time, but couldn't manage to say a complete sentence.

Unfortunately, her son didn't know his mother's "hardships" and still tugged at her clothes, shouting loudly, "Mother, I didn't lie to you, I saw Funiu licking…"

The young daughter-in-law quickly covered her son's mouth, afraid that he would say something to get them both into trouble.

The pickle jar was right there, of course they could see clearly and knew that Fu Niu’er must have fallen into the pickle jar.

But it's really... too similar, too similar!

Jia Yin at this moment had her eyes blank, she had completely lay flat and accepted the ridicule.

Today is a black history, definitely one she won't be able to erase from her life.

She shook her dripping arms and turned to say, "Mama, I think I should be able to use this after washing it properly!"

"Can it be used Ah! Yes, it can definitely be used!" Old Madam Li finally came to her senses and replied repeatedly, "Yes, yes, wash, wash quickly!"

She nimbly took the keys from her waist and handed them to Shui Ling, "Quickly open the front gate and take Fu Niu'er to wash up properly."

Also, Shuiyun, go home and get me that bottle of osmanthus-scented hair oil you bought for Zhen Sheng. Hurry, hurry!

Grandmother He didn't care about anything else anymore. She bent down and carried Jia Yin, running towards the front yard. Just as she turned the corner, laughter from the back garden reached her ears.

"Haha, ouch, my stomach!"

"Ouch, ouch, I can't live anymore, you killed me laughing!"

"How did Funiu fall into the well again Even my mischievous son hasn't been this clumsy!"

The young wives couldn't hold back any longer, their laughter erupted, they were just about to roll on the road.

This time, it was the mischievous kids' turn to be dumbfounded.

They looked at each other, and one of them crossed his arms and scolded their mother, "Mom, the master said you can't make fun of your classmates!"

Fortunately, Jiayin didn't hear that sentence, otherwise she would have surely pressed her ear to this mischievous boy and roared, "Big brother, you know, you understand, you get it, but what were you thinking just now!"

Both of the wing rooms in Cui's house had hot spring pools. Not only could Mrs. Cui take a bath when she came, but it was also very convenient for guests.

Now, Jia Yin was stripped bare, as round and plump as a dumpling, bouncing into the pool.

If she could, she would even want to take off her hair!

Grandma He was rushing around the room, opening and widening every water outlet. Otherwise, the hot spring in the bath would quickly turn into congee.

Also, prepare bath beans for the young master, clean his clothes, and prepare a charcoal basin for drying his hair.

Of course, she also needed to change her clothes, because after holding the little master who was as slimy as a loach, she was now covered in soy sauce...

For a whole hour, Jia Yin's skin was wrinkled from soaking before she finally let herself go.

After washing, Jia Yin combed her hair and changed into clean clothes.

Li Laotai had been waiting outside the whole time. When she saw the ear room door open, her granddaughter returned to her pristine little fairy form. She let out a long sigh of relief.

She whispered, "That... Fu Niu'er, what would you like to eat for dinner tonight Grandma will make sugar cakes for you, okay"

"Okay, the pie is good. Let's cook some more porridge!" Jia Yin replied listlessly.

Li Lao Tai quickly nodded, "Good, good, just steam the buns. Bring them out for breakfast tomorrow morning too."

The two generations chatted awkwardly, their words failing to connect.

Finally, she walked back home and sat down on a chair when Tao Hongying returned from the city.

As soon as she entered, she habitually hugged her chubby daughter and sat her in her arms, then turned to her mother-in-law and said, “Mother, the restaurant business is really getting better and better!”

"Is that so" Old Madam Li was afraid her granddaughter would be embarrassed. Hearing her daughter-in-law say this, she smiled and replied, "Of course it's good! Earning a fortune every day, other families would envy us!"

Tao Hongying wanted to speak, but suddenly she lowered her head and sniffed twice, frowning and asking, "Mother, did someone fry eggs in the house Why does it smell like soy sauce"

Li Lao was rooted to the spot, her mouth opening and closing several times, unsure how to explain the enormous misunderstanding that had just occurred.

Unfortunately, at this moment, Li Lao Er rushed back from outside. Before even entering the door, he shouted, "Mother, what on earth happened I heard that Fu Niuer fell into the latrine!"

Li Laotai slapped herself on the forehead, giving up struggling completely... My God, this is over!

Jia Yin covered her face with her hands and jumped to the ground, running back to the backyard like a bolt of smoke.

Tao Hongying took her second uncle's words as true, her eyes widened like copper bells, and she stood up at that moment, "Mother, Fu Niuer is really..."

"No, no!" Old Lady Li desperately waved her hands and quickly said, "It's the pickle jar, the pickle jar!"

She quickly recounted what had just happened, and then said: "The jar was too high, so I buried half of it in the ground. Funiu thought there wasn't much sauce, so she just plunged her head in. Coincidentally, school was letting out at that time, and those mischievous boys started shouting..."

Tao Hongying and Li Lao'er brainstormed a bit, imagining the chubby girl covered in soy sauce from head to toe, and picturing the shocked faces of those mischievous boys. The scene was truly "touching"!

Both of them remained silent, their heads bowed low, trembling uncontrollably as if they had stepped on an electrical wire...

Old Li also laughed and cried, yelling at them, "If you want to laugh, just laugh. Don't hold it in, my belly still hurts!"

Tao Hongying and Li Laoer, along with Grandma He and Shuiling, burst into laughter.

This "misunderstanding" is really too much, and it's the kind that even a great immortal descending to earth couldn't explain!

Jia Yin lay on the kang in her own room, tossing and turning, muttering in her mouth, "Social death, social death!!! "

Tao Hongying finally held back her smile and chased into her daughter's room. Hearing this, she thought her daughter had been laughed at too badly and felt a surge of anger.

She hurriedly stepped forward and hugged her daughter, asking: "Shot dead Who is my daughter Fu Niu'er going to shoot dead We can't do that. Everyone just finds it funny, they don't really want to laugh at you."

"Besides, it's just a jar of sauce that fell. We'll just be more careful next time, right You're still young now, with short arms and legs, this is bound to happen. When you grow up, you won't!"

Jiayinlou twisted her mother's neck, and recalling what just happened, she was filled with intense indignation. "Mother, they said I fell into the latrine, that's bad enough, but now they say I ate feces! Waaah, I'm so angry!"ll surely happen again!"Chen Xi's eyes immediately turned red, and tears streamed down her face...My babies, regarding the various weight issues in the text, Huahua here defaults to one jin being ten...