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Chapter 416: Zen Meditation Competition

    

from the flowerbed.That day you didn't come, Teacher Lu treated us to grilled mackerel with soy sauce and orange juice.Tang Wenyao poked Lu Cheng.At the sound of "fish," Lu Cheng felt a little queasy..."That's right. A few days ago, a Taoist priest came and insisted on having a contest of strength with me. Whoever wins gets to make a request," Tiger Dali said.

"Isn't it a monkey The kind with a furry face and a thunderous mouth" Lu Cheng asked.

"Monkey" Hu Li Da Xian was taken aback.

I imagined what the other person looked like.

So fat, it's worlds apart from the traditional image of a monkey.

Huli Daxian waved his hand: "Big brother, that's a fat man, two circles bigger than my second younger brother. It shouldn't be just a monkey."

"Well, then that's alright.

Lu Cheng looked at the [Hundred Families Order] before him.

I didn't expect that just by flying around, I could get a bargain

"Big brother, that Taoist is very fat, but he's very tough to deal with. We don't actually want the valuables, we just want face. Could you lend us your support If we win, all the benefits will be yours!"

Lu Cheng thought for a moment. Although he had saved the mighty tiger immortal back then, it was really just a casual act. Charging at someone's place and taking their things for free was indeed a bit embarrassing.

And if it's not a monkey, then it's just ordinary fighting, so what

"I may not have any other skills, but I'm pretty strong. If you can't beat me, I'll go challenge that fat guy! Back in the day, even Rose the Queen and Golden Four-Star Vampire King lost arm-wrestling matches to me!"

It is said that on this day, Pung transformed into a human form.

【Illusionism】is a matter of high and low.

High-level abilities consume more energy, but they allow you to shapeshift into any being and even gain some of their powers.

But the old pig, in order to save money, used a low-end one.

It can only transform its appearance to roughly resemble a human, but its body size cannot be changed.

Today, let's try it out. Does this tiger have the ability to move mountains and fill seas Can it break through the moon rock

This is very crucial.

Dealing with the Moon God might also be useful.

After a hearty meal and some drinks, Piggy arrived at the designated fighting ground.

Suburban grove of trees.

He narrowed his eyes and stared at the three people across from him.

It looks like the other party has been waiting for him there for a while already.

I'm here, let's begin.

When demons interact, they are completely unlike humans with polite greetings. Their battles are usually to seize territory or positions, and they strike without hesitation.

"Then let me start. Let's cleanse the way with Taoist principles, and begin by meditating for a while, how about that" Tiger Power Immortal looked at the chubby Taoist priest and said slowly.

Zhu Ge immediately agreed.

"Okay."

"Alright, there are two Golden Threadwood trees in this forest. You and I will face each other, once we sit down, we can't cast spells anymore. We'll see who loses first!" After Hu Li Daxian finished speaking, he jumped up and flew into the forest.

Immediately following, I went to find the golden-silkwood that Tiger Force Immortal had mentioned.

Pig Brother originally thought it was a big tree, but unexpectedly, it was only as thick as an arm. If he sat on it, he wouldn't last long!

Meanwhile, the mighty Tiger Fairy had already flown onto a tree branch and sat down.

Below, the water vapor swirls and dances, but upon closer inspection, it's nothing more than that day's weather magic spell: 【Cloud】.

This is interesting.

Lu Li Daxian and Yang Li Daxian watched Zhu Ge calmly, like someone of his build, just one push would be enough to break him, he couldn't even sit properly.

Tianpeng let out a cold smile.

Can such paltry tricks as these be considered the Thirty-Six Changes

Piggy immediately shrank in size and leaped onto the treetops.

"My lord possesses great skills!" Tiger Power exclaimed in admiration.

"Not bad yourself."

Hǔlì dàxiān closed his eyes.

This exam.

He was practically guaranteed victory; climbing the tree was merely the first hurdle.

This grove is teeming with life, with snakes, worms, rats, and ants galore. Without a spell cast, an ordinary person could only endure ten minutes here at most.

Being a tiger demon in its human form, it had an inherent intimidating presence even without using magic. This gave it a significant advantage over the fat Taoist priest, who could be said to have already lost.

Thirty minutes passed.

Huli Daxian's brows furrowed slightly, wondering what was going on. The other party remained completely motionless.

And indeed, no magic was used!

That's pretty impressive!

Huli Daxian gritted his teeth and continued to sit.

Six hours have passed.

Yangli Daxian worriedly said: "Third brother, what's the matter Why is that fat Taoist still motionless Big brother is afraid he can't sit still anymore."

Not practicing meditation in stillness means one cannot enter samadhi, which is a great test of the mind. The celestial being Tiger Might's form has already begun to tremble, it seems like at most half an hour more and he will have to come down.

"What should I do"

"Me"

Before Yang Li Daxian could speak, the Tiger Li on the treetop swayed and finally fell to the ground. Yang Li Daxian and Lu Li Daxian hurriedly stepped forward to help him up.

"The Grandmaster is truly as calm as still water. With all my might, I have to admit defeat!"

Tiger Power Immortal shook his head.

This time, I'm afraid I've kicked a hornet's nest.

To sit in meditation for six hours under the disturbance of snakes and insects, that's too outrageous.

After Ke Hu finished speaking, the fat Taoist remained motionless.

"Grandmaster"

There was no answer.

"Big brother, won't he be bitten to death by a poisonous insect" Luli asked.

"Impossible, this man is a powerful demon with some cultivation. At most, he would only be disturbed, how could he be killed by poisonous insects" Tiger and Sheep flew forward.

The shrunken, fat Taoist closed his eyes, motionless on a tree branch.

"Dao Ye~~"

"Grandmaster, you win! That's enough!"

!

"Buns!" Tianpeng suddenly opened his eyes, shook his head, and plummeted to the ground!

Hǔlì saw the situation and felt a little awkward.

"Grandmaster, are you asleep "

Tian Peng patted his buttocks and got up from the ground.

Nonsense, this is called a sleeping meditation!

!"

No matter what, this Tiger Force has already lost.

"What's next" Pig Brother stretched lazily.

Slept well, just a bit too many mosquitos.

"It's your turn to ask a question," said Hu Li Daxian.

Just now, I actually fell asleep during this match. That's outrageous!

But losing is losing, Hu Li wouldn't deny it.

"Then we'll swallow it," Pig Brother smiled, sleeping a little hungry!

Tiger Force Fairy pondered for a moment.

Best of three, if we lose this match, it's over.

But what about eating

Hu Yao is notorious for its huge appetite. There aren't many monster species that can eat as much as Hu Yao. Isn't this running into a brick wall

The demon clan is often compared to those who devour, and in terms of strength, they are no weaker than tigers.

It seems like we can salvage some face now.

"Okay, I'll do as you say. I'll have someone start preparing right away."

A while later, the three demons had people steam up ten or so baskets of scallion pancakes and cook a pot of noodles. A pile of fruits and vegetables was also brought out.

This replenishes demonic power far more than usual consumption.

Hu Li Daxian was determined to win this match.

Zhu Ge looked at the large plate of fragrant steamed buns in front of him and rubbed his hands together.

The food here is definitely not as good as in the sky, but it still looks quite appetizing.

Then we'll eat steamed buns, and we can't waste food by casting spells. Whoever eats the most wins. As long as you win, this Chidi Country will be ours, and everything in it can be yours.

"Alright, I'm starting!"

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