Chapter 79: Miss Night Eats People
placed in Yanran's room appearing in the medicine hall Was it haunted Or was someone faking things, arresting a fake An Shun and using counterfeit banknotesShe hurried towards the firewood shed. As so...At the third watch of the hour of the Pig, a white shadow flitted through the forbidden formation at the foot of Yanhuagong Mountain. It ascended one hundred and ninety-nine steps and silently crept into the main hall of Yanhuagong Palace.
Because I had experience last time, this time it was smooth sailing. I quickly found the bedroom door of the Emperor.
Ye Wen stepped forward with a lunchbox in hand, not resorting to magic to pass through the door. Instead, he gently pushed it open, peering inside first. After checking the surroundings, he squeezed through the crack and began searching for someone in the room.
It's a pity that there is no one in the house, this bedchamber is empty.
She frowned, where could she have gone at this late hour without sleeping
After retreating and searching again, I finally saw a flash of red on an old, tall platform.
The high platform had stairs, ninety-nine and eighty-one steps in total. She climbed with great difficulty.
That flash of red was too striking to ignore. I turned back to her and said, "Can't you just come out openly Why are you acting like a thief"
She wasn't happy about it, “Isn’t this exciting Coming in like this in the middle of the night, how exciting! Come on, grab me.”
He was puzzled. “Why are you arresting me”
"Oh, just grab him! It's like catching a thief, hurry up!"
He followed her instructions and reached out to grab her arm. But what he got was completely unexpected! The girl in his hand suddenly shrieked like a possessed person — “Help! Murderer! Robbing a woman!”
The Emperor was flustered, his hands unsure whether to withdraw or stuff the girl's mouth. But the girl was even more infuriating, yelling as she sent him a provocative look while handing him something.
The Empyrean Lord was furious. If he kept shouting like this, the wolves would be attracted. She had told him to catch them! How could this become a case of kidnapping a common woman How could she be made to shut her mouth Could he cover her mouth with his hand
As it turned out, covering her hand wouldn't work. The young woman would bite. Her long fingers were bitten by her teeth, and it hurt quite a bit.
He was getting agitated, “Stop shouting! It’s late at night, and you’re yelling your lungs out. Someone might think something terrible happened at Yan Huagong.”
She refused, "Isn't this a big deal! The Emperor taking a civilian woman by force, isn't that enough of a scandal Help! Is anyone coming to save me This is huge!" She cried out again.
He had no choice, so he pulled his hand back and suddenly leaned in to kiss him.
This time, the girl didn't cry out. Instead, she grinned mischievously as she accepted the kiss and even responded to it proactively.
He thought the matter was over, but the girl was actually using this opportunity to ask for a kiss. He couldn't help but feel relieved.
However, he didn't expect that someone was on duty at the Yanhuagong tonight. Hearing the shout, Shi immediately jumped and ran towards the Yuntai side. His speed was almost like a 100-meter dash, using up all the light skills he hadn't used in years.
When they reached the cloud platform, they saw that the noble and majestic Emperor was embracing a woman in plain clothes... kissing her
Lian strained his eyes, rubbing them hard until he almost popped them out. But no matter how he looked, the scene remained the same.
He was a little bit devastated. He thought the Emperor had been forcefully taken by the female bandit.
But this female bandit looked familiar. Upon closer inspection, wasn't she the Night Fourth Sister from the First Rank General's Mansion!
Sister Four was up late tonight, sneaking into the Yan Hua Palace. What's she doing here How did she get in Why didn't he see her enter when he was guarding the palace door all along
The more Lian thought about it, the more he felt like collapsing, almost to tears. Had the Imperial Lord been defiled by Night Four Sister Who initiated this in the first place After getting so close, what would be the next step Should he step forward and pull the two apart, or should he roll back to the sleeping hall to make beds for these two If this continues, wouldn't Yanghua Palace have a wedding soon
When immersed in boundless fantasies, the Emperor on the cloud platform blushed so intensely that it seemed blood would drip from his face. The worst part was that Ye Wenyan, this dead girl, was staring at him with wide eyes and a smirk. He had thin skin, so he simply waved his sleeves and roared, "Get out!"
A gust of wind blew Lian Shi away, taking him out of Yan Hua Palace and straight to the Imperial Guard's quarters.
Yun Chen wasn't out of the palace tonight. He was sitting on the observatory platform in Qinshan, gazing at the stars and counting them with his fingers. Lian Shi suddenly pounced on him, nearly knocking him off the platform to his death.
The palace guards heard the commotion and rushed over to investigate. They saw their supervisor, kneeling on the stargazing platform, with Lian Shi, the eunuch from Yan Hua Palace, sitting cross-legged on top of him...
This scene was too beautiful, the palace people expressed that they dared not look any further and retreated one after another. Only Lian Shi, who looked dumbfounded, and Yun Chen, whose eyes were dazzled with stars, were left behind.
Finally, both of them calmed down. Yunchen's first words were: "Even your father-in-law, can you please come down first My legs are numb."
Lianshi scrambled and crawled to the ground, then looked at Yunchen, his old face flushed red: "Lord Yun, I'm truly sorry. This matter is really not what I want. If I could have my own way, I wouldn't have done this to you."
Yun Chen rubbed his leg, which was almost broken by the blow, and pressed his head, which was almost killed in the collision. He helplessly asked Lian Shi: "What did you do to be thrown out by the Imperial Lord"
Then Lian hurriedly said, “Lord Yun is wise! Lord Yun is insightful!” He looked like he was about to cry. “Wise and insightful Lord Yun, since I’ve come here, there’s a matter I would like you to analyze for me.”
"What's up"
"The Emperor's business... the Emperor was given... by Night Fourth Sister..."
Yun Chen was startled, "What happened Sister Ye Si wouldn't have eaten the Emperor, would she"
"What kind of way do you eat it" Lianshi thought for a moment.
"Just bite with your upper lip!"
"...Sure enough, it's on the lips."
“Seriously” Yun Chen jumped to his feet. “I thought something was off about the Fourth Sister that night, her face was as white as a sheet, like a corpse. The night the previous emperor passed away, I looked at the stars and also did some fortune-telling for the Fourth Sister, but no matter how I looked or how I predicted it, it always came out to be a death star. Back then I was puzzled, because even though it was a death star, why was she still alive She could talk, walk, and even treat the new emperor’s wounds. Now that you say this, I understand. It wasn't a real person at all! It was a living dead person! One that eats human flesh and drinks human blood! Oh my, how did our esteemed Emperor get caught up in this mess Come on, come on, we have to go save him! Even if it costs us our lives, we have to pull the emperor out of the clutches of this living dead!”
Yun Chen was about to grab Lian Shi and walk away, leaving Lian Shi dumbfounded. "Wait a moment, Lord Yun, wait a moment! I think there might be some misunderstanding between us."
"Yun Chen waved his hand, "Let's talk about our misunderstanding later. I know you didn't mean to hit my leg, and I won't hold it against you. As for the palace maids who saw what happened, I'll tell them to keep their mouths shut when we get back, absolutely no gossiping. I won't dwell on this matter either. So don't worry about misunderstandings or anything like that, saving the Emperor is what matters most."
Time doesn't move, and time is crumbling. "It's not a misunderstanding, it's just that our words are a little misunderstood. My eating may not be the same as your eating, my eating is another kind of eating."
Yun Chen was almost confused by him, "Which kind of food to eat Didn't you already put it in your mouth"
“She's been kissed, but not only Night Fourth Sister has been kissed, even the Divine Emperor was kissed! They should be considered as mutual kissing now, right, mutual kissing.”
"Mutual cannibalism What do you mean" Yun Chen broke into a sweat. "Does the Imperial Lord also eat people That can't be right I have been following the Imperial Lord for over ten years, and I have never heard or seen him eat people! Even my father-in-law, while he might eat anything as food, he wouldn't dare speak recklessly. The Imperial Lord, although he has lived for over four hundred years, is not a demon. He is an immortal of our Northern Qi! Immortals don't eat people!"
"Aren't you being ridiculous " Lian Shi was getting exasperated. "Lord Yun, are you hungry or what What's with all the talk about eating people What did they do to have to eat people! No one ate anyone! The Emperor didn't eat people, Night Four Sister didn't eat people, and mine isn't that kind of eating! Do you understand" He trailed off, his gaze shifting slightly downwards to fix on a certain spot on Yun Chen. "Lord Yun, who exactly is the eunuch here Are you even a normal man How can you not understand this"
Yun Chen's gaze made him uneasy, and he instinctively shielded himself with his hand. "Which one should I understand"
"It's them two... Mmm, like that!" In order to make it clear, Lian Shi leaned closer to Yun Chen and even made a pouty face. Coincidentally, a palace maid happened to pass by at that moment, and this scene was seen right by her. She screamed in fright, "Ah!", covered her eyes, and ran away.
Yun Chen felt that his lifetime reputation was ruined, and he gritted his teeth angrily, " Lian Shi! You're not going to speak properly, are you They kiss, so they kiss. What are you bringing me into this for Have you never seen two people kissing before Have you never seen the Emperor's romantic escapades" He immediately changed his tune, "Oh, you haven't seen it before, and I haven't either. But just because we haven't seen it before doesn't mean we won't see it in the future! Look, Night Four Sister just gave you a performance, didn't she You should be happy for the Emperor, and grateful to Night Four Sister! Because Night Four Sister made the Emperor happy, she is a meritorious person!"
Chen flipped his eyes, "Who just said that my Night Four Sister was a walking corpse"
"Whose is it Anyway, I'm innocent!" Yun Chen insisted. "Sister Ye Si is such a kind and gentle woman, how could she be a living corpse Who dares to curse our future emperor and empress like this"
Lian expressed strong disdain for this, but he was particularly interested in another thing: "She's the future Empress Really Is the Emperor truly going to blossom after a thousand years"
Whether or not the thousand-year iron tree has bloomed is unknown, but at this moment, the Cloud Terrace of Yanghua Palace is covered with silvery flowers that shimmer. A pale golden bird, with wings fluttering, scatters pollen as it flies.
Where petals fell, blossoms bloomed. A girl in plain clothes lay amidst the flowers, staring at the man in red before her. "It's a shame someone saw us! When you get back, how will you explain yourself to your father-in-law Your old face won't know where to hide!"to leave, but Wu Fei pulled him back. “Fifth Miss, generally speaking, when encountering this kind of thing, the normal logic is to go to the Immortal Hall to calm down, a place like Yan Hua Palace wo...